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To Grow or Not to Grow: A quick Perspective on Mustaches
Submitted On 2009-08-31 by Chris Erickson
1. Mustaches used to be awesome.
2. Then mustaches weren't awesome.
3. I grew a mustache.
4. Mustaches are therefore awesome again.
5. My mustache is so awesome I actually had to photoshop it out of a photo and photoshop a less awesome mustache in to prevent all 20-38 year old women from becoming pregnant just by seeing its majesty.
Article Keywords: Awesome, mustache, chris erickson, ron burgundy, magnum p.i., sam elliot, burt reynolds, egg shen, photoshop birth control
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Pete Klein: 2009-09-02What style of mustache? The wrestler 'stache again?
When I had my long hair and scraggly beard, people said I looked like either Jesus or Charles Manson. Apparently, they're the same person.
Chris: 2009-09-02Due to regulations, I can't grow the wrestler 'stache. This one is more of a young man's version of my dad's awesome 'stache.
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