The Uncouth Latest Works http://www.theuncouth.com The Uncouth Online Magazine: True Stories, Rants, Bullshit, Articles, Entertainment, Podcasts, Video. Always irreverent. Never irrelevant. Change I can believe in http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=344 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=344 We're going through some changes at The Uncouth. Stay tuned for more information. Help Chaunty! http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=342 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=342 Help Chaunty is a benefit Web site created to serve as a place for interested people to hear updates and donate to Chauntel's medical fund. Back in the Saddle http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=341 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=341 Staring down a million options always made me feel awesome/nauseous. Retort!: or, How to pick a fight in print http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=current_event&artID=340 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=current_event&artID=340 I recently read a few news pieces and editorials that I just couldn't help myself from responding to. Disclaimer: The views stated in the article are my own, and are not associated with the mission or objectives of my chain-of-command or organization. Haters gonna hate http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=339 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=339 Updateroony HP creates racist computer http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=current_event&artID=336 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=current_event&artID=336 HP's webcam face tracking software sometimes has trouble tracking black people. Holiday Heresy 1: Reenacting A Christmas Story http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=featured_article&artID=335 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=featured_article&artID=335 Due to the lack of options to improve my holiday cheer, I decided to start reenacting my favorite Christmas movies. This is nothing short of complete brilliance, and I have already written my acceptance speeches for my upcoming Oscar Best Actor award and Pulitzer Prize. How George Lucas Ruined Star Wars http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=entertainment_article&artID=334 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=entertainment_article&artID=334 The story of how my childhood was destroyed. Star Wars Snow Legos http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=333 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=update&artID=333 I found this the other day as a link between two photographer friends on facebook. Check it out, it's a worthwhile jaunt into winter LEGO wonderland. Life at Camp Bondsteel (or, Volunteering for Deployment: A Case Study in Lunacy) http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=current_event&artID=332 http://www.theuncouth.com/?id=current_event&artID=332 The following account is based on a true story. Names have possibly been changed to protect the living, or they've been kept the same. This is the first part of a one part series.